Come, Follow Me; The VWM on Twitter

So this is kind of a big deal (in a -not a big deal at all - sort of way):

You will notice, if you scroll down and look, somewhere over there -------------------)>

that the VWM is finally on Twitter.

So, if you would like to make the day of a really crappy missionary, go click it, and become a follower.

I promise you will not be disappointed. (ok, that's a lie.)

But, this is true:

I'm planning on picking a fight with El Chupacabra tonight so that he will call me a "Total Reject" and then I can say "Well, all my FOLLOWERS don't reject me, so there!" and then when he says "You have issues." I can pull up my Twitter account and say "And THEY don't care! MUAHAhahahaha!"

It's gonna be AWESOME!

And then I will Twitter his response for your personal enjoyment. You're welcome.

But the thing is, if I only have, like, 4 followers, then this whole plan is pretty much crap. So come on, help me stick it to El Chupacabra. Won't you join me in the fight against mythical creatures that leave piles of man hair in the sink for their wives to clean up?

Come, follow me, and I will make you.... Um,.. I will make you... I dunno... but it's good.


  1. I have a question. Now that Twitter is going to experience the VWM, what is next? T shirts? Bobble heads? Mugs with a picture of a pile of hair?

  2. As if Facebook, my blog and others blog''following/followers" isn't enough....you want me to Tweet? Oy Vay...
    I just don't get it. But, if I ever jump in I'll be sure you are top on the list!!!! LOL!

  3. Matt - I like the way you think!! I'll have to get on the bobble-head idea. That is just what the world needs...

  4. I would so wear a VWM T-Shirt! haha. Your bobble-head would look great next to my Dwight Schrute bobble-head.

  5. Yes please, that is an immediate follow.

  6. I am so happy to find another Christian chick who says "shit" and "God" in the same post.


  7. How 'bout an El Chupa Chiapet w/beard sprouts?


C'mon leave a comment. Don't make me beg...just do it. Please?...c'mon, pleeease?...PLEEASE???