|Seriously. This is a thing.|
...I don't even know what to say.
Except that, yes, I have one. And yes, I wear it. And yes, I think you should get one and wear it, too, or if you're really brave, you could get one for someone else. You can take a closer look, read about them, and then order one for all your friends and family members by clicking anywhere on this entire huge long run on sentence, or by clicking: HERE
Because there's THIS...
|Knives hates Mens/Unisex shirts|
Christmas will be here in like 5 minutes, so these shirts are ready just in time for the dreaded Holiday Season, but they're only available for purchase until Tuesday, December 9th -- THAT'S ONE WEEK ONLY -- If you want one, don't wait!
(Guess what every person I've ever met in my entire life is getting from me for Christmas... That's right! PIE.)