The Very Worst T-Shirts Are Here

 If you follow along on Facebook, or Twitter, or Instagram, or Pinterest (Seriously. What the hell, you guys. Why are there so many things???), then you already know about this...

Seriously. This is a thing.

...I don't even know what to say.

Except that, yes, I have one. And yes, I wear it. And yes, I think you should get one and wear it, too, or if you're really brave, you could get one for someone else. You can take a closer look, read about them, and then order one for all your friends and family members by clicking anywhere on this entire huge long run on sentence, or by clicking: HERE


Because there's THIS...

Knives hates Mens/Unisex shirts


Christmas will be here in like 5 minutes, so these shirts are ready just in time for the dreaded Holiday Season, but they're only available for purchase until Tuesday, December 9th -- THAT'S ONE WEEK ONLY -- If you want one, don't wait!

(Guess what every person I've ever met in my entire life is getting from me for Christmas... That's right! PIE.)