contact.



You can reach me at theveryworstmissionary@gmail.com.

Not gonna lie... I probably won't respond.

It's not because I'm a jerk. It's because I'll read your email and I'll think to myself, "This deserves a thoughtful reply.", so I'll set it aside believing I'll come back to it and then I'll do that again, and again, and again. Until I have 1,744 emails awaiting thoughtful replies.

Sorry.