Ok, I'm not gonna lie... I probably won't respond.
But not because I'm a jerk. It's because I'll read your email and I'll think to myself, "This deserves a thoughtful reply." Then I'll set it aside believing I will actually come back to it later, when I have time to give it the attention it deserves, and then I'll do that with the next email and the next and the next, until I have 15,744 emails awaiting thoughtful replies. Bright side? I read them all.